Pendragons Princess

I am going to take a few minutes right now to express my disgust at an event that happened outside our apartment today. It involved a countless number of crotchdumps and dogs with no adults in sight. You are probably thinking, so what else is new? Ah, but these dumps were right outside of our window, screeching at a rate that could shatter glass, four different dogs not on leashes (what else is new? their owners are as ignorant as they come) who are growling and fighting with each other, and of course, no adults in sight. Oh wait, I already said that. But it was worth repeating.

It happened at the hour of 4:00 PM right after I awoke from a nap. My husband was still asleep so I let him continue sleeping.  I hear a bunch of dumps race by the window, since we are on the ground floor, and the dogs following them. The screeching slowly gets louder and louder. Now, normally one would think that when a dump, I mean, child, screeches like that, it means that he or she is in major trouble of some kind, like he or she was just hit by an eighteen-wheeler cruising on I-10 east towards Las Cruces, New Mexico. But no, the kids were just screwing with the dogs. These grommets’ noise woke my poor husband, who yelled out the window at them. That didn’t work. The grommets continued to screech even louder. He yelled at them again. I peeked out the window and saw, coming around the corner, what appeared the adult owners of the grommets (I say adult owners because they have already failed at parenting, not telling the grommets that they are never to yell unless they were in serious trouble). The dumps finally quiet down, and the adult owners cart them off to their own apartment. Well. I doubt the adult owners will tell the kids to never screech like that. I mean, these were four, five year old kids. Why should they be told no for anything when our society worships children. Thankfully it is against my and my husband’s religion to worship crotchdumps. I don’t have a good word to say about people like those breeders.

Rant over.