Pendragons Princess

I found the following in one of my files and decided this was an appropriate place to post it. Motherhood does not keep a woman’s beauty without Suave:

Topped with a messy child sitting on Mommy’s shoulder. Childfree women have no such problems. Even though I admit to using Suave shampoo and conditioner because they come in nice scents, it’s not like I “need” a product to keep me looking good after chasing a grommet around the house all day long.

Speaking of looking good, I suspect that if I did have a child I would look at least twenty years older than my real age. Now, upon turning forty-one come November, I still look at least twenty but that is precisely because I do not have any kids to turn me into a screaming, screeching, nervous wreck. Who needs that. Childfree people are smarter than what credit is given to us. My husband looks great for his age, too, and he is only a year older than me. He could pass for an 18 year old. Suave’s advertisement in the coupon section of the newspaper is actually a great way to tell the readers, become childfree today - you won’t regret it.