Pendragons Princess

I figured it is time for a new song parody. I hope you like this one. It is titled “Moos Rush In”, to be sung to the Ricky Nelson song “Fools Rush In.” I hope you all enjoy this song as much as I enjoyed writing this parody.

              Moos Rush In

Moos rush in where childfree people live

SUV strollers loaded with kids, their caretakers never give

Room for anyone else to move

God forbid if they start to groove

With childfree people today

Mm-mm-mm-mm

Moos rush in where smart ones never go

Chuck-E Cheese and Wal-Mart, screaming babies from down below

Be thankful you will never have miniature kin

Whatever you do, do not let those moos rush in.

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Moos rush in, where no one ever, ever, ever wants to be

Hell what do moos know but breeding, diapers, poop and pee

Ahh, they make the rest of us kill our future kin

Make sure you never let those moos rush in.

Lock the doors when those moos try to rush in

Lock the doors before screaming moos come in

Tear down the bridge so the moos can never rush in.