Dec 23 2008
Childfree Song Parody: Sprog City, USA
It’s time again for another childfree song parody! This one is “Sprog City USA” and gets sung to the tune of - you guessed it! Surf City. I dedicate this to all the men who get all pumped up for the job (pun intended).
Sprog City, USA
Five sprogs for every moo
You know we’re going to Sprog City cause we’re having a woody (Sprog City, here we come)
I didn’t have the money to buy a condom, and I’m out of other goodies (Sprog City, here we come)
Well I can’t waste my seed on the ground like Onan
I’d rather feel like a life-like Cronan
And we’re going to Sprog City, cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to show my gun
You know we’re going to Sprog City cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to make a son, now
Five sprogs for every moo
I’m all jacked up now to find that special someone (Sprog City, here we come)
I hope she’s gonna like me and quickly grab my buns (Sprog City, here we come)
Yeah we’re gonna have a party with a moo for every duh
And I’m sure I can get me a small-sized future duh
And we’re going to Sprog City, cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to show my gun
You know we’re going to Sprog City cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to make a son, now
Five sprogs for every moo
And just in case my buds and me can’t make it to Sprog City (Sprog City, here we come)
We’ll stop on the way to McDonalds to act witty (Sprog City, here we come)
If we’re really lucky we’ll see some moos
Who want more sprogs in their zoos
And we’re going to Sprog City, cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to show my gun
You know we’re going to Sprog City cause it’s five to one
You know we’re going to Sprog City just to make a son, now
Five sprogs for every moo
