Feb 27 2009
Another bad parenting story straight from the desert.
I regret to say this state is full of stupid breeders. Read on:
http://news.aol.com/article/baby-in-dryer/362514
Dad Accused of Putting Baby in Dryer
February 27, 2008
MESA, Ariz. - Police in Mesa say a father is jailed on child abuse charges after he intentionally turned on a clothes dryer while his 1-year-old son played inside.
Police spokesman Sgt. Steve Berry says a family was at home Wednesday evening when the child began playing in the dryer. Family members thought it was cute and the mother went to get a camera.
That’s when police say 19-year-old Jose Rocha turned on the dryer.
The mother told officers she heard the child screaming.
Police called to the resulting domestic dispute found the boy with bumps and bruises and took Rocha into custody.
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I can see it all now:
“Put him on spin, Paw!” said Moomy.
“All righty, Maw!” said Duhddy. Duh clicks on “spin” while the rest of the family decides this is funnier than a television show. “Hey look at how the heater is melting off Ricky’s ear! Now it looks like a cauliflower!” The rest of the family peers closer to see as the kid screams bloody murder after having its head shoved into the heater.
“Look at ‘er go, Paw! Hey let me get my camera. I’ve never seen little Ricky with his mouth opened that wide before. That boy has a set of teeth does he!” Moomy is back in a flash taking pictures. The kid screams louder than before, enough to cause a neighbor to call the cops. Of course, the neighbors think the kid is being beated with a two-by-four given the sounds he’s making. Little does the neighbor know what is really going on in the house…the cops come banging on the door. They follow the noise to the back of the house and observe in horror two children-aged parents with their son in the dryer. The police rescue the boy and whisk away Duh in a pair of handcuffs.
“But Officer we were only playing Spin Monopoly with our son,” the moo tearfully explains.
“Save it for the court date, lady,” responds the officer.
Finis.
Stupid people breed.
